Why Do Pretty People Think They Deserve a Free Ride

I've often wondered why pretty people think the world owes them a free hamburger? She told me she needed a new hair piece. So I took this pretty girl into the wig shop, but once we got there I hated the place. It was like going into a funeral home, everything in there was either dead or as fake as she was. So I quit her ass and haven't seen her since. I am now looking for another girlfriend, who doesn't have to be so pretty, just down to earth and for real. Is that asking too much? Some people seem to think I'm being silly. Since I honestly and truly feel that I am Wright, I therefore would appreciate your opinion.